a true story

A real text conversation between Robin and I:

Robin: How old is the chicken and rice in the fridge
Alex: ...thats not chicken, its tuna, and about two weeks
Robin: Oh, so I probably shouldn't eat it
Alex: No, please don't. Nothing is eatable in the fridge

adolecent wisdom

I can remember back to the days of pre-k, drawing a picture of a person: two eyes, two ears, a mouth...but I always left off the nose, I didn't like them. I believed we would look best without a nose.

I'm thinking that I couldn't have been too far off the mark, because even now as I suffer through allergy season, I think how great it would be to be nose-less.